And this one of my corn hole:

This is all a little much.  Why don’t they simply employ that motion sensing tech used in the paper towel dispensers?  The kind where you wave your hand 3″ away and it fires.

And I especially hate the motion-sensed dumper flushers.  I go to wipe, and woooosh.  Is kicking a lever such a big deal?

I’ll tell you what is a big deal: trying stall doors only to find them locked.  If I were king, I’d make it so all unlocked stall doors fall 2″ ajar.  This would accomplish twofold: a) You’d never do a “sucker’s pull” again, b) you’d know for sure whether you’re alone in there.

‘Nuff said. I’ve had this ditty stuck in my head for about 3 days now, thanks Japan.

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Apparently roosters are to death metal as goats are to Usher.

1500 Live LadyBugs

Less than 1¢ per bug!

I think I just found my new favorite show.

This stuff is crazy, especially the cell phone flip catch.  I think we might be doomed.

Just kidding, it was made using multiple takes and save states.  There is some fancy play going on here though.  I dusted off the Gameboy Micro and have been playing through Super Mario World again.  Good stuff.

Some guy managed to film his cat grabbing a bat from mid air. I love how the cat looks a little surprised at first, then walks off casually. I’m surprised the bat wasn’t moving at all in its mouth, I guess it was killed/unconscious already at that point. And the crunchy chowdown:

Wow. And I thought Carl’s Jr. flew in the face of health.

I think that may be the Scientology guy narrating this, but this is an interesting view. Bit scary. Parts 2-10 after the jump.

Thanks for the all caps megasized font in your header Greg.  I had to size that^ down to 33%.  God some of that stuff sucks.  But some of it is just pure gold.  Such as #61 little superstar.

http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

wtf?

Leave it to Shelby to blow the [electric car] world out the water with this beast.  With 1000hp, top speed of 208mph and a 0-60 of only 2.5 seconds, this thing is sure to get you the company softball game quickly.

The most exciting thing to me though is they have technology which will allow it to be recharged in as little as 10 minutes.  So while it has the typically short electric car range of 150-200 miles, 10 minutes isn’t really any longer than you’d spend at a gas station.  Long distance travel could be possible.

Isn’t the majority of our electric produced from fossil fuels though?  Why haven’t we gotten with that whole nucular thing.

Click the pics for their high rez glory, or check out Shelby’s official announcement page.

Back in October, Joaquin Phoenix announced that he’s quitting the acting to follow music pursuits:

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Ok, but who thought it’d result in this?:

This is pure genius, my hat’s off to the guy. I wonder what the documentary of this “experiment” of his will be like (currently being filmed, by his brother-in-law Casey Affleck). According to an unnamed source, he’s basically admitted it’s all an elaborate gag: “It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it.”

See also Joaquin’s Myspace

Update1: He claims it’s no Hoax

Update2: His goofy Letterman performance:

I think it’s definitely drugs.