Category Archives: if I were king

I’m pretty sure this urinal is taking a 4-D pic of my junk

And this one of my corn hole:

This is all a little much.  Why don’t they simply employ that motion sensing tech used in the paper towel dispensers?  The kind where you wave your hand 3″ away and it fires.

And I especially hate the motion-sensed dumper flushers.  I go to wipe, and woooosh.  Is kicking a lever such a big deal?

I’ll tell you what is a big deal: trying stall doors only to find them locked.  If I were king, I’d make it so all unlocked stall doors fall 2″ ajar.  This would accomplish twofold: a) You’d never do a “sucker’s pull” again, b) you’d know for sure whether you’re alone in there.