Death Metal Rooster


Apparently roosters are to death metal as goats are to Usher.


Food Party – pass the mushrooms please

I think I just found my new favorite show.

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Heart Attack Grill

Wow. And I thought Carl’s Jr. flew in the face of health.


The Vancouver 2010 Olympic torch totally looks like a joint

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It’s officially meant to resemble the lines in snow and ice left by skis and skates, but c’mon!  We all know the Olympics are filled with stoners but this might be too obvious!

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3 new major sections of YouTube which you may not know about

YouTube has recently added new sections of which you may not be aware, here they are in case you’d like to waste more time than you probably already do there.  There is a LOT of stuff available.

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EDU: if you’re feeling cerebral.  Boatloads of vids from various universities.  Click Directory once there to see. There are entire courses available to view (e.g. @MIT)

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TV Shows: impressive mix of classics and newer stuff.

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Movies: ditto.


99 Things on the internet you should have seen already, according to Greg Rutter

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Thanks for the all caps megasized font in your header Greg.  I had to size that^ down to 33%.  God some of that stuff sucks.  But some of it is just pure gold.  Such as #61 little superstar.

http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com/


Catfish Grabblin’

wtf?


Martha Stewart: totally baked

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Update: This was actually COMPLETELY lame.  Not only was the Gawker vid apparently doctored so that her speech seem slurred, but as far as I can tell the only part about the episode that was remotely about pot was the intro.  All they did was sip a little vino and cook up 1 metric ton of pork. Here are the parts on YouTube if you feel like being bored.  Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3

Yesterday Martha Stewart did a show all about pot I guess, and had Jimmy Fallon on as a guest.  But it was only on for a few seconds before it was preempted by some crap Catholic news?  (in NY at least).  She was obviously blasted.  I really want to see this whole show..  apparently it did air in full in some areas.   Hopefully it shows up torrentially.  Apparently I can’t embed this Gawker vid, so you’ll have to click there to see it.

[doctored imo] Gawker Vid Link


Dodgeball goes wrong: Little Kid + Giant Ball

Who approved this game?  That ball’s bigger than he is lol.


Adam Carolla show cancelled, but he’s putting out free daily podcasts

I used to listen to a pretty steady stream of old bootlegged Loveline radio shows which I got from a friend at work, so needless to say I’m a fan of Adam Carolla.   Back in 2005 he jumped from that ship to fill the void that Howard Stern left in the major corporate terrestrial radio morning show markets.  I never got into that, mainly because there wasn’t a local affiliate in the sticks I lived in at the time, but I also figured I would miss Dr. Drew and the hilariously dumb callers with their sometimes-amazing sexual and drug related topics.  But at the same time Loveline without Adam became unlistenable to me as well.

Well, The Adam Carolla Show was canceled last week amidst the station’s format change to yet another Top40 station, and his workaholic ass has decided to immediately start pumping out free daily podcasts.  Probably to keep the head of steam rolling on the expanded following he’s been enjoying.  After listening to the first two, I gotta say I’m pretty excited about it.  There is a major potential for sweetness here being sans commercials, censorship, and bullshit programming directors.  Check it and spread it:

Adam Carolla Podcasts

Here’s a link to it in iTunes

edit: for some reason my related posts plugin below grabbed some random iPhone post.  But if you have an iPhone you can also get Adam’s podcast directly:  Go to iTunes on iPhone, tap search on the bottom, and enter Adam Carolla.

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Joaquin Phoenix raps, falls off stage

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Back in October, Joaquin Phoenix announced that he’s quitting the acting to follow music pursuits:

Ok, but who thought it’d result in this?:

This is pure genius, my hat’s off to the guy. I wonder what the documentary of this “experiment” of his will be like (currently being filmed, by his brother-in-law Casey Affleck). According to an unnamed source, he’s basically admitted it’s all an elaborate gag: “It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it.”

See also Joaquin’s Myspace

Update1: He claims it’s no Hoax

Update2: His goofy Letterman performance:

I think it’s definitely drugs.


Best of: Tourette’s Guy

This stuff cracks me up every time.


Jizz In My Pants – SNL Digital Short

Proof that SNL still makes the funny from time to time.  I know Molly Simms is a (ex)supermodel and all, but Jamie-Lynn Sigler really steals the show here.  whoo!

Since I can’t stream it here in HD I’m not gonna bother. Edit: see it below streamed in HD now. Click there for even larger HD goodness.  Failing that, get it on Hulu.


How David Beckham watches his kids at the Lakers game

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Plaxico Burress to plead not guilty to gun possession after shooting himself in the leg at a club

How does that work exactly? And how does one shoot one’s self exactly?  Ever hear of a safety?

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